The George W. Bush Presidential Library

Just a few days ago a friend passed along to me the plans for the George W. Bush Library at Southern Methodist University in Dallas, Texas. They look really interesting!

• The Alberto Gonzales Room - You won't be able to remember any of its exhibits.
• The Hurricane Katrina Room - It will still be under construction
• The Texas Air National Guard Room - You won't have to show up at this room.
• The Walter Reed Hospital Room - They won't let you in this room.
• The Guantanamo Bay Room - CAUTION! They won't let out out of this one.
• The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - They "know" this room exists - they just haven't been able to find it.
• The War in Iraq Room - After you complete one tour of this room, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth tours.
• The K-Street Project Gift Shop - This is where you can buy an election, or, if no one cares, steal one.
• The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).

To be fair, the President has done some good things, so the museum will provice an electron microscope to help you locate them.